Found this article on ninemsn.... put a smile on my face.... these closet deviates :rascal:
A Chinese man has claimed strangers inserted a shot glass into his rectum after they approached him to ask for directions.
The man, known only as Mr Liu, told police he was walking home through Deyang in the Sichuan province when three men in a van stopped next to him.
Mr Liu lost consciousness and woke up in a kneeling position behind the vehicle with the strangers standing over him, according to the Want China Times.
He ran from the scene and was not followed by the group.
But when he arrived home he noticed he was bleeding and took himself to the hospital.
X-Rays revealed a 5cm by 7cm glass – supposedly inserted by the strangers while Mr Liu was unconscious – lodged high inside his colon.
Police are investigating the incident.
Source: Mirror
Author: Chloe Ross, Approving editor: Simon Black
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'Strangers put shot glass in my bum': man
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Orgasminator
I'm more concerned that he didn't feel anything in his arse lol.
Sexpert
Bottoms up... lol :doh::doh::dry:
Sexlightened
"In emergency departments, some such objects recovered from the colorectum of homosexuals include soft-drink and other bottles, jars, light bulbs, candles, fruits like bananas and apples; vegetables like cucumbers, onions, potatoes, carrots and turnips; dildos, vibrators, tumblers, a polythene waste trap from the U-bend of a sink, salami, sponge rubber balls, a steer's horn, baseballs, tennis balls, hard-boiled eggs, sand-filled bicycle inner tubing, an aluminum tube (used by a prisoner to store money and other valuables), broomsticks, broom handles, various types of brushes, ax handles, whip handles, soldering irons, a wood-handled carborundum sharpening stone, glass tubes, frozen pig's tail, and kitchen items such as spatula, ice pick, and mortar pestle."
"Graves et al. described a patient with a large peanut butter glass jar lodged in his rectum.(17) The patient claimed that he was washing his dog in the shower when he slipped and fell on a glass jar, which then entered his rectum."
"A physical examination revealed peritonitis and an X-ray revealed a shadow of an eel in the abdomen. After further questioning, the patient reported that he had inserted a live eel into his rectum to relieve constipation. The 50 cm-long eel had perforated his rectum and was quickly removed."
"Buzzard and Waxman reported the removal of a plastic vibrator from the rectum of a 65-year-old man who had had it in his rectum for 6 months and even traveled around the world with it."
"Homosexuals presenting with light bulbs in their colon challenge even experienced emergency personnel in San Francisco because breakage of the glass could easily perforate the colon or rectum. In one case, physicians had to fix a light bulb socket onto the end of a stick, insert the stick into the rectum, screw the socket onto the bulb, and finally pull out the bulb."
All this is from: There's more there if you're interested - these are just the "highlights". The mind boggles.
Orgasminator
little shit stole my shot glass :doh:
ive seen the xrays at some of the hospitals ive worked at. i have seen fruit vegies, a barbie doll, end of a hose, lite of coke un opened and a torch. no not at the one time. the most embarressed was a 16 year old girl with a cooked thick sausage that was "lost" her friends bought her in.
Sexlightened
I also heard a story about a guy with his phone stuck up his ass who was brought in to emergency by his friends. He wasn't happy but his friends thought it was hilarious and kept ringing him up while he was waiting. He had to sit there with his ass ringing and vibrating. Too funny.
