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Quote by Jason_Courts
Our experience on this site is guys are generally rude, crude, stupid, desperate, lazy and outright retarded.
We are often contacted by guys, they ALWAYS assume they are speaking to the Mrs, many assume we are desperate, most assume they are special when they are 1 of thousands of guys on here, some try and act like they are the greatest at sex able to put pron stars to shame, the things they can do for the Mrs is amazing she has never had it before. Many go straight to crude within seconds of contact, you go sit in chat and get bombarded with chat requests and its always the same thing,
oh babe your hot
fuck you have great tits
id love to fuck you
wanna meet today?
I'm 9 inches cut!!
Did you check my gallery do you like my cock?
It goes on and on, almost every chat request or message is the same tone, guys show no respect for the fact we are a couple, most are rude and appear desperate, we have come to the conclusion a lot of guys here have never been laid because they act like it, then there are the other ones, the type who want to tell you all the shit they think you want to hear...
I am good with my tongue and hands
I always make sure the woman cums
I love woman and want them to enjoy it
Did you see my cock pic?
Oh please, guys live in the real world, being a creep gets you now where, trying to say all the right things well things you think are right is a major fail.
So what is the key to success when contacting a couple?
1 - limited cock pics, sure some couples dont mind them a poll would show most dont care to see your worthless cock, fact is its a cock most are basically the same, yours is not as special as you think, what is special is your gorgeous smile yet nobody shows that here. if you want to have a cock pic up because you are unable to control yourself have 1 or 2 with a bunch of pics showing you the person, show that there is more to you than the worthless thing you are desperate to use.
2 - Read profiles, why guys do not read profiles is amazing, so many guys see a picture of tits and hit the message button, they do not read the profile, heres a silly thought for you, if you show you cannot read a profile why would we want to get involved with you? classic example is a message we had earlier, this guy clearly has not read our profile but asked if we liked the look of his cock and wanted to meet, ummm noooooo you loser. Read profiles so when you contact them you know what they want and can actually message them with some content worth reading.
3 - Making contact, you must stop with the 3 word messages, "your hot babe" firstly get the English right but secondly your message needs to show you managed to pass primary school, when hubby opens messages like "your hot babe" he usually replies with something not so nice and blocks the person, your message needs to show you read the profile, it needs to be long enough to show you put in some effort and not long enough to make it all to hard to read and it needs to show you are someone with more than a cock, someone who has a brain!
4 - This is the biggest one, be normal!!
Sure some couples want to hear how good a fuck you are but we call them the serial hardcore types, most couples we speak to would rather you just be a normal every day person, you need to realize people are not here because they are sex addicts desperate for a fuck, they are often here to experience a little more, often limited in experience, most often cautious because they are a couple and need to be careful not to end up with some wacko, so act normal, do not act desperate, do not start off with sex sex sex., start off with something you might write if this was not a sex site but a normal dating site, show you have a brain and understand they are a couple and that you are a nice guy who is not a big swinging dick who thinks his cock is the best, why not show the truth, show that hey sure you are here for sex like everyone else but show you are normal, maybe a little nervous, keen, excited but also humble and respecting the situation and desires of the couple.