Good sense of humour, dirty mind & beautiful heart.
Deadly combination.


At the office I peddle porn, lotions, potions, sex toys & other assorted accoutrements and in my spare time I enjoy sarcasm, building forts, gaff tape & zip ties, random adventures, people watching, pain, playing dress-ups, mischief, mayhem & assorted shenanigans.

Now accepting applications for: 
Partner in Crime 
Must be female, funny as fuck, fluent in smart-ass, sarcasm & adult language. 
Questionable morals & nudity will definitely be required. 

N.B. Males & couples need not apply, seeking naughty ladies only to come play!