I feel like I've typed crap in to these "Description" boxes way too many times. And lets face it, if you're still reading, you are 1 in 10,000. Hell, I never read the damn things.

I've noticed that there's hardly any guys on this site and a huge amount of ladies, so I thought I'd give it another go (Jokes about the man to woman ratio btw.)

Lets see if I can take this from a different angle this time:

Uhm... If I was a perfect catch, I wouldn't be using sites like this. If I was the man of your dreams, according to my mother, I'd be gay or taken.

Oh wait, I am taken. Guess that means I make poor decisions. I've got a wife who doesn't like to fuck. Plain and simple. She hates oral And I've never tried anal. We tried the toy thing, but she got all self-conscious. I'm not going to lie and say I'm allowed to be here or that it's an open relationship. I just need to touch and be touched. I'm not going to leave my family for you. They fill up every other need I have. But I will lick you until to cows come home if you'd let me.

I spend a lot of time on the road and home alone. I don't have lots of other partners (zero to be exact.) and would be happy to have just one person out there who enjoys a good play around. I'm not opposed or scared of the group thing in any configuration, but I am strictly straight. If we are in a 4, 5 or more sum and some guys start getting it on, i won't be fleeing for the door. But I will not participate in the man on man thing. I know this blurb doesn't show it, but I think i'm a fairly funny guy. Then again who doesn't. I know the dumb arse 2 seats down at work thinks he is hilarious even though not a single person has even smirked with or at him in my presence. I'm a fairly smart person. No mental issues that I am aware of. Currently studying for my second degree part time. And I love talking about sex, sexuality, sexual experiences and sexual fantasies. Picture and story swapping is also kewl. Well thanks for your time and patience. Now... where's the free beer in this place?

I like camping and exploring the bush in the Brisbane Waters area.

Pictures on request