Almost 40, rather large and definately not a cover girl. (even "Old Hag Monthly" refused my glamour shots)

I have greasy hair and an unfortunate wart on my nose....I tend to dribble and suffer from an awful body odour problem.

Plaitable underarm hair and I can nearly braid my leg hair, won't be long now :)

Pizza and Beer are my favourites but have been pointed out to me as the possible cause of the body odour due to small particles being caught in underarm plaits.

I do enjoy a good old chin wag, especially about things that get the old hormonal juices flowing, but please, some form of reasonably intelligent conversation is preferred! Oh and I ignore most whispers- unless they are constructive, amusing or different than the normal blab blab.