Me:  ok write something that makes you stand out........come on brain think

Brain:  I can't

Me:  what do you mean you can't. Come on, you're a smart, articulate professional, you're attractive, easy going, respectful and well liked. Think damn you

Brain:  nope, nothing......

Me:  why, what's wrong? You're fairly fit, you don't smoke and only really drink occasionally.  I mean you've obviously got a sense of humour - whether it's good is up for debate. So come on make us stand out.

Brain: it's no use I can't....

Me: why? Just think of something, what's wrong with you.

Brain: I can't think....I'm your dick!